A new friend... back on the computer

My typist (aka the female human) has been very busy lately working on her own blog and getting some professional blogging jobs going. So she's not been willing to post for me much lately. Luckily this means that she's also not been working very terribly late at night and has been home. So more blogging from the cat to come soon.

How the stats stand on my take over of the world:
Two new converts.
Elaine has started joining us recently. She's my male human's mom and I'm always happy to hear her comments.

Sly - a fellow intellectual and feline personality taking up his appropriate share of space in internet world. Welcome! I'm glad we found you.

That's all for now. Must go attack the bed mice that inhabit the bed whenever the male human tries to sleep. It's my duty.

(note from the typist- Aelou thinks feet are bed mice, the best and juiciest of all mice but also the most elusive and therefore sought after...)

Sleeplessness

Mommy has been working nights lately. I don't think she likes this much, so to commiserate I have been leaving her 'love' gifts in bed for when she gets home. Unfortunately I don't think she likes this either...

In other news: I've officially conquered gravity. The apartment has many poles and pipes and such hanging from the ceiling which means that I no longer have to bow to the whims of nature and remain on the floor. This has lead to many new pouncing and hunting opportunities... Pictures to come soon.

ALSO!!! UPDATE ON THE DOG!!!
He's doing well, the old fogie. I think it was all a ploy to get to eat whatever he wants instead of the dry dog food the humans like to give him. He seems to be back to his old self, if a little less continent in the poop department. No outward signs of the cancer, so all is good! The vet was very pleased to be wrong, as are we all...

Sadness

Yesterday was horrible, perhaps the worst day of my life. Ok, so I think I must have short-term memory the humans tell me the worst day was when I was neutered. But yesterday was right up there. Here's what happened.

There I was, minding my own business, sleeping the day away on the bed when the female human came home. She tackled me, strapped me into the *DREADED HARNESS* and drug me and my trusty sidekick Thaddeaus to the car. Thaddeaus, my canine, has been having trouble breathing for the past couple of days and and I've been having trouble with urinating in weird places. It's not my fault, it hurts when I urinate so I wait until I can't hold it any more- sometimes I just don't make it!

So then we had to ride in the car, which is always disturbing. I tried to tell the female about how this makes me uncomfortable but she wouldn't listen. But the car ride got better because we picked up Daddy, who always makes things better and listens to me.

Then we got to the vet... It was uncomfortable and invasive, as these things tend to be. But the worst part is that it looks like my canine isn't doing so well. The doctor said he's on his last legs. They're going to give him a pill and let him eat whatever he wants and see if he gets any better. I don't want to loose my canine!

Working Hard

I've been working hard on getting warmed up to this whole Squidoo thing. I've been working on improving my two main lenses so far and adding the beginnings of some new ones. Also, if you're one of my fans, make sure to join my fandom group!

Crazy Cat

Today I once again showed the dog who is boss. For a while he thought he was winning, but as always I am superior. Now to do the same with the Squidoo world, which I am determined to conquer.

My goal? To best "Skills" (a lensmaster) at his own game. Creating one million lenses or making $6000 a month in residuals from my lenses. With some help from the human to type. Why? For the FAME!!! I want to be on Oprah!

Oh, and my female human promised that if I get on Oprah and take her with me she'll show me how to open the food bin... This army moves on it's stomach!

Video of conquered dog to come very soon...

Hello World

You don't know me yet, but soon you will.

My name is Aelouros Reed. I'm a Tuxedo Cat residing currently in an apartment in the Rogers Park neighborhood of Chicago, IL. I'm one year old, as humans count these things. I have a dog, Thaddeaus, and two humans, Tim (the male) and Susan (the female).

My goal? To become one RICH KITTY and take over the blog-o-sphere!!!

or perhaps to catch that fly over ...........................

what? Oh, I'm back... The fly was yummy.
yes, taking over the blog-o-sphere. right after my nap.

My humans went out to eat last weekend at Olive Garden and they brought me home a lovely new paper bag- I'm enjoying napping in it. Until I wake...